My name is Scott Christian (not Christian Scott, regardless of what your Outlook account might tell you). 

I am a writer and brand editorial director living in Los Angeles. 

I like my clothing British, my motorcycles Italian, and my cars German. 

I am a former model (I was four and it was a hamburger ad). 

I have two fake front teeth (bicycle accident; my helmet didn't get a scratch). 

I walk in L.A. (a habit first acquired in London, and then perfected in New York City). 

I've actually read Infinite Jest.  

I had a 15-minute conversation with Salman Rushdie about it. I've yet to top the experience. 

My true life's ambition is to be a 19th century English gentleman of leisure. 

But without land, a title, and a time machine, it's the writing life for me.